MaryEllen: Riddle me this…what looks like Max, but with long hair and a va-gina?
me: Ummm…er…did you say va-gina?
MaryEllen: Yes, get over it! Do you want to guess or should I just tell you?
me: Um…I have NO idea, so you’d better tell me!
MaryEllen: I got a new dog! She’s 9 months old and her name is Chloe!
Isn’t she adorable!!!