Here are the correct quotes:

1. “I don’t expect you will really understand the beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes, the delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins, bewitching the mind, ensnaring the senses.” [Professor Snape, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone]
2. “Why is the rum always gone?” [Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest]
3. “Harold, *everyone* has the right to make an ass out of themselves.” [Maude, Harold and Maude]
4. “Nine companions, so be it. You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring.” [Elrond, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring]
5. “Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.” [Doc Holliday, Tombstone]
6. “Mama says they was magic shoes. They could take me anywhere.” [Forest Gump, Forest Gump]

These are MY answers:

1. “I don’t expect you will really understand the beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes, the delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins, turning you into a vampire, the vampire of your dreams.“
2. “Why is the freaking toilet paper always gone?“
3. “Harold, *everyone* has the right to make an impressive meal out of chips and chocolate.“
4. “Nine companions, so be it. You shall be geekiest of the geeks.“
5. “Nonsense, I have not yet begun to fill my magic goblet.“
6. “Mama says they was magic shoes. They could work like a magic carpet, taking you wherever you want.“
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to whatever comes up, tomorrow my plans include a good old-fashioned Yankee swap and Sunday, I want to do whatever moves me!

Wolf, enjoying his Christmas presents!