Seen over at fleur de lisa’s blog:
Have you had sex in the past 24 hours? ten times!
Are you gay? Yes, very happy, thanks!
Do you have hairy legs? So hairy I have to braid ‘em!
Do you smoke anything? marshmallows.
Do you like monkeys? They’re quite cute, as long as they’re not flinging poo!
How many fillings do you have? oooh lots and lots, going back to when I was 14!
Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? Ocean
Have you ever licked one of those square batteries? Only by mistake once, it slipped out of my [edited for content]
Have you ever read the Bible? oh my yes, I liked The World According To Garp better, tho
Did you ever go to Sunday School? Every Sunday I couldn’t get out of it as a kid and sang in the choir, too!
Do you wear a lot of black? Not alot..why? What do you care?
Did you ever bring a weapon to school? hahaha! Hmmm…what was considered a weapon in the 60s & 70s. Scissors? Sure. Drugs? Doubtful Alcohol? Yup! Guns/knifes/bombs? No.
Have you ever hugged a tree? hahahah actually I dated one!
Do you know what a sphincter actually is? Why, is yours clenched right now?
Describe your hair? It’s green & purple and spiky…I love it!
Are you a wild beast? Usually!
Do you like to have fun? I believe that fun is VASTLY underrated and that more people should try to have some. Yes.
Do you like drama? Only on tv or the movies, otherwise: NO! No, I HATE it! Please, no drama, no drama queens, not even drama princesses allowed!
Do you like mayonnaise? Hmmm…on my olive loaf & white bread, yes. In my hair or other parts of my body, no.
Are you afraid to die? I really can’t say.
Do you like playing in leaves? Yes, I adore the smell!
Have you ever peed your pants as an adult? *snort* Just a few weeks ago in the bathroom at Grendel’s … hehehe
Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult? Only in some really freaky foreplay once…
Are you an adult? Chronologically, certainly. Mentally, I’m not so sure.
Ever won a spelling bee? Actually, yes, I have.
Do you ever eat because you were depressed? Good lord, who doesn’t!
Are you a television addict? I could stop watching if I had to, but I’d really miss Lost, 24, Heroes, Supernatural, ER, Miami Ink, My Name is Earl, hmmm…maybe so?
Do you think OJ was guilty? I’d like to think not, cause really…you know? But who knows for sure, besides him?
Do you enjoy spending time with your mother? Sometimes I did, she was a funny woman
Have you ever had sex in a hot tub? Writing a book or something?
Do you like Elvis? Shouldn’t that be DID you? He was ok…
Do you enjoy watching animals “do it” on the Discovery channel? You’re really weird, you know that?
Ever been hit on at a zoo? No, but at an aquarium once a Leafy Seadragon winked at me. He was hot!
Have you ever had sex with a total stranger? Maybe.
Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkeys? Turkeys? Calming? Not so much…especially when I’m driving fast cause I’m late to work and a gaggle (pack? bunch?) of them are sauntering across the gd road!
Does your mom think someone is hot? She loved Sidney Poitier!
Are you a sugar freak? I’m just a freak, period.
Ever been arrested? Nope, not by the REAL police. Maybe by a boyfriend or two.
Ever commit a crime and get away with it? Almost every day, I consistently drive over the speed limit. Shhhhh.
Do you like orange juice? Yes, particularly in sangria!
What sign are you? Cancer the Crab, or in Chinese astrology, I’m a Cock. Really!
Where do you wish you were right now? Walking on the beach
Did you enjoy this? I tend to try NOT to do things I don’t enjoy. So, yeah.
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